Camelot Harris for Presidentress
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Ever since the presidential debate of June 27, 2024, at which it became abundantly clear that Joe Biden is non compos mentis, and probably has been that way for quite some time (if not for his entire term), it also became abundantly clear that there was just one way for him to win a second term: kill Trump. And then just yesterday, on Saturday, July 13, at a campaign rally in Pennsylvania, a bullet grazed Trump's ear while other bullets killed one rally attendee and injured another. The would-be assassin was shot and killed on the spot by the Secret Service; were he not, a Jack Ruby would have had to finish him off later.
Shooting presidents in this manner is highly traditional in America and, seeing as the Biden clan is incapable of coming up with anything new, this is how it had to be. The Biden clan (which, of course, would deny all responsibility) now deserves to be called The Gang that Couldn't Shoot Straight. Some wags instantly chimed in with an obvious quip: the gunman aimed for Trump but hit Biden. Trump is now not just favored to win; he is also a martyr and, if that weren't enough, a fighter, defiantly waiving his fist in the air as the Secret Service belatedly struggled to wrestle him to the ground.