Deepseek Deadpan Humor

What follows is a conversation between me and Deepseek, the new Chinese artificial intelligence chatbot.
My query: "Please compare and contrast a typical public library and a typical bordello."
The absolutely obvious answer is as follows:
• Public libraries and bordellos are similar in that both offer items for temporary use by the general public.
• Public libraries and bordellos differ in that libraries provide books while bordellos provide prostitutes.
The artificially intelligent answer is as follows:
A public library and a bordello are two very different types of establishments, serving entirely different purposes and operating under distinct cultural, legal, and social frameworks. Below is a comparison and contrast of the two: