What the United States owes the Ukrainians

During the Ukrainian putsch of 2014, Victoria Nuland proudly announced that the US had spent $5 billion on the Ukrainian political system. The outcome of that effort was a bloody putsch and a decade of political repression, terrorism and war. The United States bears full responsibility for that outcome and must compensate the Ukrainian population (not the Ukrainian government, since that is an illegitimate, unelected, repressive junta) for its losses. Here is the itemized bill:

The Ukraine has lost over a million men as casualties of war. The standard death gratuity in the United States armed forces is $100,000, paid out to the families of the deceased regardless of cause of death. There is no reason why Ukrainian deaths caused by American policy should be valued any differently.

Amount owed: $100,000,000,000

The effect of American political manipulation leading to war with Russia was a loss of population, through emigration, of 10 million people since 2021. In 2021, the Ukraine's per capita GDP was $4,776. Over the past 3 years, that comes to $14,328 per capita.

Amount owed: $143,280,000,000

The total natural resource value of the Ukraine is valued at over $12 trillion. Russia now occupies 20% of the total land area which contains roughly a third of all of the natural resources, a value of

$4,000,000,000,000.

Donald Trump has stated publicly that US support for the Ukraine has amounted to $500,000,000,000. The previous president, who is an imbecile, thought that the Ukraine would conquer Russia and allow the US to loot it. Obviously, that didn't happen, the war was a bad investment for the US, and now Trump wants to claw back his money. Honoring his claim at face value (for Trump is not one to be trifled with), we adjust the total to reflect:

Full amount payable in cash upon receipt. Pounds of flesh not accepted. If unable to pay in full, please contact Kremlin Collectors. Or they will contact you.