Fox Board of Directors
Yes, people have been asking for Diane to be included in PAS for a long
time. I had no plans for her. But considering she's a world-class
celebrity and everyone's accustomed to porn... ahem... her character.
My opinion on Diane hasn't been widely heard, so I've kept it to myself.
But I consider this character a Mary Sue among fox circles. A girl
who's inherently stronger, smarter, and more perfect than you in every
way. She's sexy, she's the governor, she's a badass ninja - she's just
all-around good. And characters like that just don't touch my heart. The
fact that she has a soft spot for the Wolf doesn't make her any weaker.
Yes, she's sweet and kind, but... Why is she stronger? Who taught her
martial arts? Master Tigress? Why isn't she a Dragon Warrior yet? Does
she have any downsides? Because she's simply killing me with her
perfection! What the hell?! How can someone be so f**g awesome!? Look at
my funny lil fox-wife. She's once again dwarfed by the huge, curvy,
sexy model fox! That was in Sherwood with Lisa, and in PAS she's
literally stuck between Lisa and Diane. It's so unfair! Marianna, don't
worry, you're still my lil Ruby. Shhhh!
Who made her governor? What do they think of people like her in her
world? Is she a mutant? Or is there some other race with such traits?
DreamWorks just threw the sexiest fox in history at me and said,
"Enjoy!" And I'll do the same. I'll just accept Diane as PAS Vice
President and entrust her with Public Relations, because there's no one
in the world who doesn't respect her porn... ahem... as a character/
And I love Diane. We all love Diane, don't we? We're glad to see your
fox tail among our ranks! We hope you'll tell us where you so cleverly
hide it in your ninja suit!
Ignore Suki's gaze, it's a random shot and interpret it as you wish.
