What should the US do to Zelensky?

All of the above?

my question is did Trump plan this WWE style tag team attack on Zelensky or is that expecting too much from Trump?

My dream that someone sane wrestles Zelensky to the ground and slaps the handcuffs on him almost materialised !That would have been the fitting end to his theatre of the absurd.

https://t.me/ukraine_watch/37552

I never considered myself a particularly violent woman, but one has to admit that the soft, yet ever increasing notes of the Piano Wire Concerto are already resonating palpitations of excitement. 
A frissonce of schadenfreude, even. And it's delicious. 
Tick, Tock...
Coming to a makeshift wooden platform in a breezy neoclassical square near you. 
Soon. 
Either that, or a barbecued hole in a godforsaken ukrainian turnip field. 
Hopefully both. 
(Ahem~)

ask zim to stand for re erection telling ppl of ukraine he will clean up the corruption in cialand thiz time and to campaign thru a new big boss show

Send him to work in Siberia

Leave him to the Ukrainian people.

Lock him up in a Gulag and do hard suffering labour every day. Death in whatever way is way too friendly, but the same for his masters please! 

He is valuable as an intel source and as a witness. "Who specifically paid you to kill Russians?" and so on. Then follow the trail. 

I recently watched a documentary about a prison for unredeemable criminals in Siberia. Prisoners have to work and do all the chores to sustain themselves. Stoic prison guards supervise the inmates. The harsh winter and vast open lands seem to be the real guardian. The most obedient inmates are allowed to work for a small wage, sowing workwear. A large fraction of this money goes to the victims or their relatives. Seemed like the place for Z.

Pardon him, and let him enjoy the Florida beach (in one tiny apartment) IF he collaborates in denouncing all the money laundery scheme involving all the political elites from both sides of the Atlantic.

Why just Zelensky, this is also America's war, what about "cookie" Nuland, Genocide Joe and all the other sociopaths and psychopaths claiming the resumé of politicans in the West, those who willfully aided and abetted in the slaughter, what about the amoral, evil child-murdering satanists stalking Palestine. The list is almost infinite!

can a similar poll be done for Netanyahu, if we ever (unlikely) get there?

i have heard some ppl say one of Russian elites biggest concern is the declining birth rate in Russia. Their economy is booming but they dont have enough ppl to man this booming economy, especially as the men are fighting the war. I wonder if Trump's calculus is that he can continue a low level warfare against Russia long term if Putin doesnt accede to some of his demands, with the hope that Russia will not have a good economy if the ppl arent there.

Negotiate a deal with Starmer to house him in the UK, and when he's there launch a PR campaign to explain that he's not inclusive, doesn't like trans people, and makes money on child trafficking.

Then let British justice take its course. It will be much worse than the “Russian” solution.

I still miss Mussolini's fate in your list

Drag him around with a rope around his neck while yanking his head, afterwards execute him by firing squad and dissolve his body in acid like Patrice Lumumba.