Lonely Severus

You know those ads like "hot milfs only a mile away"? Yep, IT'S ONE OF EM.

I felt sad cus such a wonderful man died single (and probably a virgin 😔😔) so I cheered myself up by drawing dumb ass ads to help an alive version of Snape somewhere in the multiverse attract women

Translation:

Severus Snape, 38 years old, 1 kilometer away

I'll buy some beer, eat ur 🍑

I didn't accept celibacy, fr

This bouquet - for you <3