Пароль: woe

Principal Weems: Wednesday is certainly a unique name.  I'm guessing it was the day you were born? 

Wednesday: I was born on Friday the 13th. 

Morticia: Her name comes from a line from my favorite nursery rhyme, "Wednesday's child is full of woe."

Principal Weems: You always had a unique perspective on the world, Morticia. 

Did your mother tell you we were roommates back in the day? 

Wednesday: And you graduated with your sanity intact? Impressive. 

Principal Weems: You've certainly had a very interesting educational journey. 

Eight schools in five years. 

Wednesday: They haven't built one strong enough to hold me. I bet this place won't be any different. 

Gomez: I believe what our daughter is trying to say is that she greatly appreciates the opportunity. 

Principal Weems: Nevermore doesn't usually accept students mid-term, but given Wednesday's perfect grades and your family's long history with the school, I've spoken with the board and we've made an exception. 

Morticia: Larissa, what about Wednesday's, um, therapy sessions? The court ordered them. 

Principal Weems: The school has a relationship with a therapist in Jericho.  She can meet twice a week. 

Gomez: Did you hear that, my little storm cloud? You're in excellent hands. 

Wednesday: We'll see if she survives the first session. 

Principal Weems: I've assigned you to your mother's old dorm. Ophelia Hall.

Wednesday: Refresh my memory. Ophelia's the one who kills herself after being driven mad by her family, correct? 

Principal Weems: Should we go meet your new roommate? 

Gomez: It's so vivid. 

Enid: Howdy, roomie. 

Principal Weems: Wednesday, this is Enid Sinclair. 

Enid: Are you feeling okay? You look a little pale. 

Gomez: Wednesday always looks half-dead. 

Enid: Welcome to Ophelia Hall. Not a hugger. Got it. 

Gomez: Please excuse Wednesday. She's allergic to color. 

Enid: What happens to you?

Wednesday: I break out into hives and then the flesh peels off my bones. 

Principal Weems: Luckily, we've special ordered you a uniform. Enid, please take Wednesday to the registrar's office to pick it up along with her schedule, and give her a tour along the way.