For the truly desperate and financially strapped: constant reminders of your low status and the faint smell of desperation. Perfect for those who just want to taste what it's like to be slightly above the average internet dweller.
Unbothered Alpha
$ 2,62 per month
The "entry-level" to the world of online confidence.
Epsilon Elite
$ 5,3 per month
The "top tier" for the casual user. Finally, a sense of online superiority.
Sigma Gigachad
$ 7,9 per month
While the rest of the betas are out there scavenging for free scraps, you have surpassed the elite tier of internet enlightenment. Your wallet may be lighter, but your status? Immeasurable.