Dr Crimsontine Valejestic CSD

You hereby grant Dr Crim CSD the exclusive rights to experiment upon said mind and heart, until there is no more want and need, and for as long as our contracts shall remain. Crim's laboratory: ACCESS GRANTED!

As part of my self awareness trials, I shall release an ongoing series of images. Depending on the direction of my studies, these may consist of selfies, landscapes, paintings, comics, graphics, advanced micro-mazes and all other unknown anomalies. Some creatures may not exactly be from these realities, so it is advised you not feed or touch these. Please also be advised that your experiences may achieve numerous mixed emotions, so just relax and let it flow. Caution: Results will be permanent.

Capable subjects that survive their initial examinations, will be further subjected to behind-the-scenes videos and virtual meetups, usually in groups but maybe one-on-one. Please note that it is OK to address the doctor as 'Dude-Man,' but not the other way around. And be absolute certain to follow the chat rules, as failure to comply may result in sentient extermination. Thank you for your services, Dreamer. You may now retain your life. Use the provided bag, and we’ll analyze your mutations.

You say, "I'll sacrifice myself to The Robot Dragon Bull!" One question: Why? We’ll do everything we can to revive you. But this is wildly insane and highly experimental, few have tried. Of course, that also means that few have failed. But legend has it that nobody has yet succeeded. Or well uh, there was that one time, through the use of ecø̈vooo, which resulted in only 'nature' knows what. Your name &/or company will be immortalized into almost every video and social platform on my Linktree.