I haven't decided which version I like best, so I'm uploading both.

1. "Hi, I'm Dee. Everyone loves me, but I hate everyone because I wear eye makeup."

The quote above relates to one sketch in which Dee's brother, Heavy, mocks him, dressed like him and literally saying those words, which Dee finds 'very funny'. Most likely the author of this sketch is Alina Kovaleva, and she's one of the creators of the MF show.

2. In the second version, I've compiled some real comments of Dee's fans, once left in the VK group when an interview with this guy was expected. There were tons of similar questions, mainly touching such topics as his hidden interest for MLP, his pretty appearance, his 'unmanly' tastes, his sexual orientation, the fact that the fandom literally shipped him with every single male character of the show, etc. I just selected a few comments from the number of the most irritating ones, so that Dee would say something like 'F#ck off already' in response:

Just some of these comments were included into the interview, in fact. I'm leaving a link to it just in case you may become interested to watch it: Metal Family Dee Q&A (English Subtitles).

UPD.

Ouch, I forgot to add docs just in case you'd like to look at small details . Sorry. Here we go~